SAEDNEWS: A shocking new “study” has confirmed what women on Twitter have known for years: while only 3% of men are officially diagnosed narcissists, somehow 99% of women swear they’ve dated one. The math doesn’t add up — but the collective trauma certainly does.
experts are calling this the “Narcissist Paradox,” where the numbers don’t quite line up, but the heartbreak sure does. Researchers believe there are two possible explanations: either narcissists are out there running a global dating marathon, or women are simply using “narcissist” as shorthand for “guy who wears socks with slides.”
Dr. Karen Lovegood, a relationship analyst, explained: “Statistically, it doesn’t make sense. But emotionally? Oh, it makes perfect sense. If Chad ghosted you after three months of love-bombing, you don’t care about math. You care about wine night with the girls.”
Meanwhile, one man reportedly asked, “Wait, am I the narcissist?” before immediately posting a 15-slide Instagram story about his gym routine.
