Scientists Confirm: Either 3% of Men Are Narcissists… Or 99% of Women Have the Same Ex

Monday, September 15, 2025  Read time1 min

SAEDNEWS: A shocking new “study” has confirmed what women on Twitter have known for years: while only 3% of men are officially diagnosed narcissists, somehow 99% of women swear they’ve dated one. The math doesn’t add up — but the collective trauma certainly does.

Scientists Confirm: Either 3% of Men Are Narcissists… Or 99% of Women Have the Same Ex

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experts are calling this the “Narcissist Paradox,” where the numbers don’t quite line up, but the heartbreak sure does. Researchers believe there are two possible explanations: either narcissists are out there running a global dating marathon, or women are simply using “narcissist” as shorthand for “guy who wears socks with slides.”

Dr. Karen Lovegood, a relationship analyst, explained: “Statistically, it doesn’t make sense. But emotionally? Oh, it makes perfect sense. If Chad ghosted you after three months of love-bombing, you don’t care about math. You care about wine night with the girls.”

Meanwhile, one man reportedly asked, “Wait, am I the narcissist?” before immediately posting a 15-slide Instagram story about his gym routine.

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